Ev’rything was fine,
we were almost done,
before you showed up
and ruined our fun.
I’m only kidding,
you did no such thing,
a bride’s perspective
is what you did bring.
If it was just us,
a whole bunch of guys,
we’d pick at random
some vests and some ties.
I’m glad you were there
to calm all your fears,
rather then have you
wind up wearing tears.
