Oh my gosh, Gillis, look at that cheese.
It is so big
It looks like one of those web guys lunches.
Who understands those web guys?
They only eat them because they belong like a mental institute, ok?
I mean their plates
They’re just so big
I can’t believe it’s so round
It’s just piled there
I mean, it’s gross
Look, they’re just so fat
I like big taste and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a girl walks in with an cheesy cheddar paste
And a round chip in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that taste was stuffed
Deep in the plate she’s carryin’
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna eat witcha
And drink a pitcha
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that taste you got
ch-ch-chips so corny
Ooh, grub all of that fixins
You say you wanna eat with some frienz?
Well choose me, choose me cuz this ain’t that average ooze cheese
I’ve seen it drippin’
The hell with dietin’
It’s wet, bet, got it pourin’ like a turbo ‘Vette
I’m tired of magazines
saying flat guts are the thing
Take the Argent fact man and ask him that
We ain’t got a “six pack”, so
Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
Are your nachos in your gut (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that cheesy gut
Nachos are back
(LA chips with Cheddar goodies)
Nachos are back.
(LA chips with Cheddar goodies)
I like’em round and big
And when I’m throwin’ a gig
I just can’t help myself
I’m actin like an animal
Now here’s my scandal
I wanna get my own
And ugh, double up, ugh, ugh
I ain’t talkin’ bout light boys
Cuz diet food was made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Chips-a-lot’s in trouble
Beggin’ for a piece of that bubble
So I’m lookin’ at Croc nachos
Watchin’ these people makin’ their cho’s
You can have them nachos
I’ll watch the supply like Coco’s
A word to the thick-cut chipsa
I wanna get with ya
I won’t crack or split ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna eat
Til the break of dawn
Nachos, I got it goin on
A lot of peeps won’t like this song
Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it
But I’d rather stay and play
My hunger’s long and it’s strong
And I’m down to get the nachos on
So Argent (yeah), Argent (yeah)
If you wanna get your hunger spent (yeah)
Then come to eight
make no haste
Even Wilker’s gotta shout
Nachos are back
(LA chips with Cheddar goodies)
Yeah Argent
When it comes to nachos
Jenny Craig ain’t got nothin to do with my selection
small size-Light chips-low cheese
Only if I ain’t hungry
So HR wanna rolls some nachos
Well we went and had those
But HR ain’t got alotta in the bag of their nachos
The Argent peeps just don’t want none unless you’ve got tons hon
You can do side plates or split-ups, but please don’t lose that plate
Some people wanna play that hard role
and tell you nachos gotta go
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Nurtrition says they’re fat
Well I’m all down with that
Cuz the taste is tall and the peppers are kickin’
And I’m thinkin’ bout dippin’
To the beanless plates that I have seen
You ain’t missin’ any thang
I can’t just watch yo, Give me a nacho
some beans and spice didn’t miss though
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his chips weren’t on my list
He had some but he chose to share ’em
And I pulled up quick to get with ’em
So Argent if the chips are round
And you wanna triple cheese throw down
Dial 1-900-chipsalot and chase them tasty thoughts
Nachos are Back
