I have a headache
and I don’t know why.
Worry not, my love,
for I shall not cry.
I will brave the pain
like a real man.
I will try to form
my own battle plan.
I imagine drugs
will help out the cause,
the kind I can take
without breaking laws.
I suppose some rest
will do me some good,
unfortunately,
I’m not in the mood.
But I pledge this now,
for the world to hear,
I do not think that
it was caused by beer.
