Last time I went there,
I must not have seen,
the sign that tells drunks
to leave the crime scene.
I know they hate us
Californians,
just cuz we are not
Oregonians.
At least we do not
run into parked cars
when going home from
a night at the bars.
And if we did that,
we’d stop and fess up,
not drive away and
ignore our mess up.
