A wedding party
ev’ryone knows should
get dressed up pretty
and looking damn good.
The point of getting
all fancy-shmancy
is to stay that way
and not get ansy.
You can imagine
my look of surprise
when what should appear
before my own eyes.
Some of Chuck’s groomsmen
were too quick to tire;
At the reception,
they changed their attire.
Those that stayed dressed up
relaxed cuz the could,
but with loose bow ties
they did not look good.
I, personally,
chose to stay perfect,
despite the fact that
twas hotter than heck!
