I do not get it.
I don’t understand
why the health club biz
is so in demand.
You pay some strange place
a ton of money
and you do the work;
Now ain’t that funny?
You move all about
get hot and sweaty;
This is a “warm up”
and then you’re ready.
You “work out” some more
and then you leave tired;
I’m surprised lazy
people are not fired.
What can I say though,
for I pay their price;
I leave with a smile
and lie, “That was nice.”
