Looking at pictures
from our wedding day,
there’s just one thing
that I have to say.
I cannot believe
you married that dork!
He’s far more geeky
than ole Mork from Ork.
He can’t make a smile
without look lame,
and his dance style
is about the same.
You knew all this stuff
and still said, “I do.”
Not too many girls
are as brave as you.
