Diets sure are strange thing,
as far as I can tell.
You eat some healthy crap,
in hopes of feeling well.
It’s not as bad as I thought,
since I’m a big eater.
‘Though, I prefer egg yolk
over an egg beater.
The diet is working;
Please, please, don’t get me wrong.
It’s the goal weight timeframe
that seems so very long.
Soon enough, I’ll be fit
at some healthy new weight.
Then perhaps I can eat
fatty things, I can’t wait!
