How did I become
the pro foot rubber?
Starting with one foot
and den de udder?
I did not complete
a drop of training,
so if I am bad,
there’s no complaining.
I don’t understand,
what’s all of the fuss?
Why must lotion come
between both of us?
My hands on your feet
should more than suffice!
We don’t need no grease
to make it feel nice!
But you are the boss,
so just tell me when
and I’ll rub your feet
all over again.
