Hello there, my love.
Today’s a good day.
The deacons and I
do service today.
We’ll all caravan
to Redlands Temple.
Our plans are holy
and rather simple.
There’ll be baptisms
for those who are dead,
then confirmations
from hands on each head.
Afterwards, we’ll stop
and get some fast food,
to help end the night
in a festive mood.
