I’ve never understood
why it’s “continental”,
because where is there food
served so incremental?
Aren’t we the “continent”
that people talk about?
We surely aren’t content
when that’s all they put out.
No, we Americans
prefer a lot of fat
and just like pelicans,
we scoop up all of that.
Come join us for breakfast,
It’s still first come, first serve.
So be sure to be fast
to calm your hunger nerve.
