When I went downtown
for one last meeting,
we found ourselves oh
yet again eating.
We stopped at a place,
which I shall not name,
which had crap service
and food that was lame.
The fries were alright,
but hard to screw up,
and on the bright side,
well, no one threw up.
I’ll just remember
if I need to eat,
that anywhere else
must have this place beat.
