It was a long day;
I was in the mood,
not for healthy stuff,
but for some junk food.
I waited for you
and then headed off,
to the restaurant
that some diners scoff.
T’was Wienerschnitzel,
a favorite place,
at which I’ve been known
to stuff my fat face.
Oh stuff it I did,
and after, I think,
I felt my poor heart
slowly start to sink.
