I’ve come to realize
big parties plain suck.
They’re overcrowded
and make you feel stuck.
I wish that I could
make them worth my while,
but I realize
they’re just not my style.
I prefer smaller
and more intimate,
rather than let’s drink
and then soon forget.
That’s why our conf’rence
cannot get too big,
so we can still have
a cozy shin-dig.
