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Poems for My Wife

TJ’s First Disneyland Trip

May 25, 2005 By Thomas Ortega II

Our baby is now a full year past his birth. We all went to the Happiest Place on Earth Your 3 sisters went as did your little bro, but I had to work and thus was late to show. TJ was so …

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Sir Chips-A-Lot Nachos are Back (a parody of Sir Mix-A-Lot’s Baby Got Back)

April 22, 2005 By Thomas Ortega II

Oh my gosh, Gillis, look at that cheese. It is so big It looks like one of those web guys lunches. Who understands those web guys? They only eat them because they belong like a mental institute, …

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For the Artists

March 24, 2005 By Thomas Ortega II

You know what we need? Better Artists' rights. If they should succeed, due to late, long nights then they should get paid for all their hard work. Not have it delayed by some other jerk. I …

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I miss the Food/Mood

March 22, 2005 By Thomas Ortega II

It's sad that I must no longer serve food. It's shameful the bust that ruined the mood. I enjoyed sharing, oh so very much. It was fun caring, conversing and such. I miss the faces that …

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Sorry about your Feet

March 21, 2005 By Thomas Ortega II

Sorry 'bout your feet, I was not being cruel. I knew they were beat and had to refuel. Usually a rub charges them for you; Soaking in the tub tends to help them too. I wish that I …

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Deacon Dunking

March 18, 2005 By Thomas Ortega II

Hello there, my love. Today's a good day. The deacons and I do service today. We'll all caravan to Redlands Temple. Our plans are holy and rather simple. There'll be baptisms for those …

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