Once upon a morning dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of some Argent bore, While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some …
Foot Rubbin’
How did I become the pro foot rubber? Starting with one foot and den de udder? I did not complete a drop of training, so if I am bad, there's no complaining. I don't understand, what's …
My First Deacon Campout
Tonight, I'll head out with all the Deacons as I'm sure I'll do in future seasons. We're off to Perris, not the one in France. Everything's planned, nothing's left to chance. I hope I can …
Inauguration Celebration
We have a new pres, so let us all celebrate. Kerry fans, don't hate. …
Weight Watchers II
This Weight Watchers thing really ain't that bad. I thought it'd be worse, and that I'd be sad. I thought I would miss all my yummy food or it would put me in a terr'ble mood. Luckily for …
Maine Lobster
I ate Maine lobster to see what's the fuss and I must admit I have missed the bus. It tasted alright but it was a bit drab. It was in no way tastier than crab. When they eat shell …